So now you know the origins of the term Keep Calm and Carry a Smart Doll :-)

Saying that my Smart Doll helps me to keep calm and carry on is no exaggeration -) So when people say, 'you are so full of poo!' I say, 'actually - I am!' However, dealing with all this poo has helped shape the business and product into what it is today. When the poo has undigested corn, the corn can also cause dents on furniture.Īctually, there is something more unpleasant than the 'after-a-night-of-spicy-curry' - it's when poo dries and starts to get all powdery - it gets in the coffee but does not taste like cinnamon topping at all. It's most unpleasant when the poo is of the 'after-a-night-of-spicy-food' variety. Poo hitting the fan is unpleasant - it gets flung in all directions and sometimes gets in your mouth.

So don't ask :-)Īs a business owner - and I'm sure any business owner will tell you the same - experiencing poo hitting the fan on a daily basis can be debilitating - enough to make me wonder whether this is all worth it.īut then I take a look at our Smart Doll girls and say to myself, 'yes they are worth it' -) We can't do any of the above and can't tell you who shot first even though we think it was Han.

We presume that your order is reliant on such requests being answered. Unfortunately we don't own DHL or FedEx (yet) nor do we have celestial powers over a pandemic to guarantee a delivery date on the other side of the world - and we don't enjoy it when people refuse to pay import taxes resulting in goods being returned to us. Not to mention that there are people who reject packages that don't arrive in time for a birthday. Asking us who shot first - Han or Greedo.Asking us to deliver by a particular date.Asking us to lower the declaration value of your order.To find out more about the differences then read the Cortex or Vinyl post which should give you more info to make a decision. Neither type is more superior than the other and they both have their own strengths depending on your needs. Vinyl being more expensive does not make it better than Cortex. The fundamental difference is the material and the way they are constructed. Both body types are pre-built.īoth are made from the same 3D data and share pretty much the same shape and form - all our apparel, accessories and body parts are compatible with both body types. While the head and hands will be vinyl - you have a choice of two different types of body - one is referred to as Cortex and the other as Vinyl. You can see what items the current Apparel Set consists of on this page. Alternatively you may want to go for the Sports Bra Set and then choose to customize the look and feel of your Smart Doll by buying additional apparel items.

If you take them out in the Sports Bra Set then they may catch a cold. If you are going to keep your Smart Doll at home or in the office and prefer them skimpy then go for the Sports Bra Set - but the Apparel Set is way better value for your cash.Ĭhoose the Apparel set if you plan on taking them out n about - and save money at the same time as it will cost you more to buy the apparel set items separately. If you are buying a Smart Doll for the first time then choosing either set is enough - you do not need to get anything else in addition - but extra accessories will enhance your Smart Doll experience. Smart Doll's are available in two different flavors - a 'Sports Bra Set' & 'Apparel Set.' Guys normally wear bra's at home when nobody is looking but our Smart Doll guys don't which is why we've given them a pair of Boxer Shorts instead.

Keep calm and carry on shirt