'Ha! Like you have a choice, 'sister Agatha'!' The god of slacking stepped in, and the god of unemployment groaned as he saw his companion was wearing a Hawaiian shirt, khaki shorts and sunglasses, clearly going for the silly approach to his serious. How dare you bring the servant of the Skull Heart here to inform her that you intend to destroy it?' It took my mother and countless of our citizens.'ĭouble stepped forward with a visible scowl. 'If you really are arranging the defeat of the skull heart, you have my thanks sir. Parasoul was the first of the other guests to speak after that. He then properly looked at Marie 'You know you could have picked something more comfortable than those rags if you wanted.' Classic example of he, or rather she, who fights monsters.' The armored man commented.

The skull heart has no influence over you here, and none are allowed to attack you, lest they get a cap in their rectum.'Īfter a moment of silence, a young girl with snow white hair, red eyes and a maid uniform stepped out slowly, looking around rather uneasily. The god of unemployment looked over to the ethereal glow in the corner. When you leave, not only will no time have passed in your homeland but one of you will be able to accomplish something your world has desired for many years.' 'You have been brought here to foster understanding and peace among you. Sure enough, the chocolate-with-sprinkles cone Umbrella had been enjoying was still in her hand. 'But princess Umbrella, are you certain that you don't have your ice-cream?' 'You'll get answers.' The armored man assured them. 'Yeah! Thanks to you, I'm missing out on my ice cream!' Umbrella snapped. I was in the middle of something vitally important, you know.' You in charge of this little get-together here? If so, mind explainin' to us just what in sam hell you dragged all of us here?' The group turned to look at this newcomer.

'Alright ladies break it up!' He said in a quiet voice that was somehow heard over the murderous din. The more active deity took on his Avatar form, a vampire in knightly armor, and stepped through the screen. 'You forgot to turn on the Truce Field didn't you?' His coworker whistled innocently. Then, the sound of an all out brawl was heard from within. Even one that's.enthusiastic to the point of being frightening.' 'ANNIIIIIIIE! ANNIE, SIGN MY HAT! NO, SIGN ANDY! NO, SIGN MY LIMITED EDITION HOLOGRAPHIC POSTER! NO! SIGN BOTH MY KIDNEYS!' 'Yeah, well, you're not exactly my dream date either, worm!' 'Samson! I'd hoped our paths would not cross again, you hairy oaf!' 'Whoa there, I don't think you really need a HAND from me, chesty!' 'Hey! You're that two-bit thief Vitale's after! Where's the life gem?!' 'ELIZA! PREPARE YOURSELF FOR THE END, HERETIC!' The sound of many confused voices were heard, followed shortly by several. Well, let's get the viewers here and situated!' The god of slacking pulled out a video game controller and pushed a button while aiming at the theatre. 'You would not believe the number of different opinions on what makes a comfortable chair that group has.' Unemployed did not necessarily mean slothful after all. The God of slacking's quirked eyebrow demanded further explanation. The deity of unemployment walked back in 'I set up the theatre and have arranged for their favorite foods and preferred seating to be available within the pocket dimension.'

All the main characters, plus a couple extras.' Fortune, Painwheel, Valentine, Double, Squigly, Big Band, Beowulf, Eliza, Marie, Umbrella, and Annie. 'Right, so we got Filia, Cerebella, Peacock, Parasoul, Ms. 'Okay, lemme just make a list, you get their seats, snacks and other accomodations, and we'll start the abductions.'Ī few minutes later, the god of slacking held up a small sheet of paper. 'All right, cool.' The god of slacking nodded. You'd think a god of unemployment would have a lot more to do.' The younger of the two deities, said 'Well not really but it does sound like a good way to waste a few days. You ever wonder what the cast of Skullgirls would think of Death Battle?' And not all of them are particularly busy. So many, in fact, that it's borderline impossible to know all their names.

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